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AS SEEN ON TV!! ~~~~ NOT SOLD IN STORES!! ~~~~ BUY NOW!!
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SO MANY OCCASIONS
Imagine having to buy cards for every single one of these occasions.
• Birthday
• Broken Thumb
• Wrong Shirt Size
• Eyeball Busted
• New Baby, Again
• Bought a House
• Got Married
• Having a Bad Day
• Car Broke Down
• Got a Used Fridge
• Found Jesus
• Forgot Friend’s Name
• In a Coma
• Found Not Guilty
• Dog is Gay
• Car Totaled
• Welcome Home
• Divorce
• WiFi Working Again
• Christmas
• Funeral
• Graduation
• Didn’t get Fired
• Lost Keys
• Played the Lottery
• Lost Train of Thought
• Weird Rash
• Did a Backflip
• Jury Duty
• Root Canal
• IRS Audit
• Found a Dollar
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